The great thing about living in the future is that we get dibs on gear that was strictly CIA-only back in the ’80s. Some people may not understand the burning desire to own a night-vision monocular, but then again, they’re the people that don’t get invited to cool kid’s parties.

I’ve just hit the order button on this Bushnell Night Watch Monocular (it only cost $130, I couldn’t help it) and I’m currently day dreaming about how much of an ass-kicking I’ll be able to hand out around the office next time there’s a power cut.

Check it out on Amazon here. You know you want to.